Jakes

Typically the brother of one of your best friends. Jakes are known to be a bit precious, high drama, slightly narcissistic and far too good looking for a one syllable first name. Most Jakes are found in California, with some recent sitings in upper-middle Wisconsin in the Jewish quarter.

Jakes being such a dick again!

Don't you mean Jake's being such a dick again?

Yeah, but Urban Dictionary wouldn't let me post something that specific.

by UM&UAE2021 December 5, 2019

Jake

Gay

Jake your gay and no one likes you die

by I made god my bitch November 1, 2019

Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016

Jake

A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

Jake

One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

jake

To use improper grammar, vocabulary, and/or sentence structure while communicating via text through a mobile device

Oh you really jaked up that sentence.

by JakeItUp February 21, 2017

Jake

Jakes are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. They have reddish brown hair, a kind smile, and are all around adorable. If you ever have the chance to date a Jake, never let him go. He makes you feel on top of the world, and can make you have butterflies in your stomach. Gotta love a Jake <3

Jake is such a sweetheart he makes me wanna stay with him forever and never let him go.

by ☁️Lost boy☁️ July 29, 2018