Railway cake

When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.

Had me a the railway cake last night. Couldn't have asked for anything different.

by Main Shear November 4, 2020

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.

Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.

by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020

lemon ginger cake

M Dot R white man that thinks he is from Jamaica

Look at that lemon ginger cake

by Kroniccarey March 17, 2025

fruit cake

A homosexual man, or someone acting homosexual.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID DANCE. You look like a fruit cake."
"Michael was acting like a fruit cake today."

by oshdjandjsbsbabsdghdi January 27, 2020

Cake

An annoying irony. From the phrase "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Mostly used to refer to something sought after only to be found it's useless.

"Well, I can get a better job and have more money, or I can keep my healthcare and not die. That's some cake right there..."

by Zed Numar July 21, 2021

Bussing bussing cake

A cake made with 10 cups of dirt, that is made for someone who orders boba for people that they have never met. This cake is traditionally eaten on the boba generator and a Boba receivers first meeting in person. On some occasions this cake is made with a small amount of cum from the boba receiver to put the Boba generator under a spell that forces their body to give the boba receiver The most scrumptious had known to man!

Are we going to make the Bussing bussing cake for boba generator this Friday? Yes, yes we are, the head inducing kind.

by TITF MONSTER May 28, 2021