Milk

The excuse Dad's make to disappear for the rest of your life and may or may not come back

Dad: "Kids I'm going to buy some Milk!"
Kids: "Ok Dad!"
(19 years later)
Dad: *comes home with Milk* "I got the Milk Kids!"
Kids: "Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Columbian Milk Mustache

The act of ejaculating onto another person's upper lip to simulate a milk mustache.

"Nathaniel was so weird last night, he asked me for a Columbian Milk Mustache. Kinda weird, don't you think?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."

by queen biscuit December 14, 2022

Milk

Ryan Ross

Ryan Ross milk yum

by Yeemo Ryan Ross trash May 22, 2019

Crushed Milk

Crushed Milk generally refers to something being good. Its origins are unclear, but it seems to allude to the idea of drinking, or crushing, a bottle of milk while enjoying a piece of media

Dude! The new Superman movie is highkey crushed milk!

by ceaselessContempt July 14, 2025

Anal-milking

A sexual position involving the insertion of a nipple into an anus.

I was talking anal-milking my girlfriend last night.

by ApexMagnum June 4, 2014

Milk Set

1) Dem Titties

2) A Nice Rack
3) Big, Lucious Boobies
4) Knockers

Check out her “Milk Set”!
I love me a perky “Milk Set” this time of year!

by Da Farmer December 31, 2023