A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
Get the piss rocketmug. When you are getting out of the shower and your husband gets in the shower after having a piss and he stamps his piss tail on your freshly washed leg!
"Steven, I've just got out of the shower and you've just piss stamped me with your piss covered tail!!
by Pinky Woo March 29, 2017
Get the piss stampmug. pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽
by dprtae1 May 20, 2022
Get the pissing myselfmug. by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021
Get the Pissmug. An animal or lesson that continuiously shits and pissed themself. They are sometimes very self-obsorbed and think they are the best in which the are fucking wrong
by Ahahahahasehs December 9, 2019
Get the Piss stinkermug. A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall”
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022
Get the Piss Nozzlemug.