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banana product

Production items, goods, or software products, that matures over time, similar to a banana lifecycle. Green during delivery, yellow (ripe) at the consumption time.

Mostly refers to an exaggeration of a Minimum Viable Product version of the software, being delivered to the users broken/buggy/unusable, and it's gradual updates and fixes after the release due to lack of time.
- Are we ready for the release?
- No! What we have is not even an MVP, it's a banana product.
by FinikWasHere November 3, 2020
mugGet the banana productmug.

A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
mugGet the A monke never gives up on a good bananamug.

Blue banana

They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured
by Bwig bwue bababa bwead July 28, 2023
mugGet the Blue bananamug.

Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
mugGet the Banana Clampmug.

bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?
kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW
by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022
mugGet the bananas in pajamasmug.

Banana

When you piss in a yellow, banana flavored, condom and freeze that. And after it's frozen you use it as a dildo.
"Dude I totally gave her a Banana last night"
"lit"
by xX_MemeLard_Xx May 17, 2016
mugGet the Bananamug.

Ashy Banana

The sexual act of a man dipping his fat donger in powdered sugar before performing oral felatio.
Bro, my girl and I decided to treat each other last night to an Ashy Banana. Now she has diabetes...
by JaDigg December 2, 2019
mugGet the Ashy Bananamug.

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