Bush

Inventor of 9/11

Jesus fucking christ, my dad died because of Bush
He was a great pilot

by Pussmaster-69 November 2, 2019

pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living

Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off

by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021

Bush

A game where people will try to push other people into bushes whilst shouting 'bush' at them to gain satisfaction out of others' pain. This normally happens between a group of drunks.

After being bushed -
'That is not a bush!'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

Bush Cheese

Sticky pubic hair,

particularly found at that base of male penis or testicles that leaves a thick pasty, crusty light yellowish white overlooked residue and has a subtle smell of gouda cheese brewing in crock pot set on low.

Peter never showers after he fucks Karen so he just walks around with bush cheese all day!

by Bsugar13 January 14, 2021

blackberry bush

when a women’s pubic hair is overgrown and scratchy

man, that girl last night, her blackberry bush was crazy!”

by slappinsativa March 3, 2020

Bush Prancing

When you're drunk and decide to fall into bushes.

"Get your coat; We're going Bush Prancing."

by HappyCrocodile24 April 5, 2023

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024