douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.

Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.

by dglarn May 4, 2019

Douche

Someone who is douchey. Someone like Carmen

Carmen is a douche

by TheChoi June 6, 2019

Douche Nozzle

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.

“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”

by forestpheebs February 21, 2019

Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

by Bigbrothathunda!!! September 19, 2019

douche-canary

A person by the name of Clinton.

Clinton is a douche-canary.

by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019

Douche Bag

Donald J. Trump

Donald Trump is the personification of the term “Douche Bag”.

by LuckyGuyDefiner August 12, 2019

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019