confused but never be 

when someone is confused, but another suggest's they must not be

"omg did you hear her house got egged??? who would do that... im confused"
"confused but never be"

confused but never be by mrbrightsidefan December 6, 2024

confuckabobbled 

To be disoriented, confused, or bewildered

That guy was so out of line It got me confuckabobbled.

confuckabobbled by Nathan Grayson December 11, 2024

Confused Zak 

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

Confused Zak by confused.cum December 22, 2024

Confía

A sarcastic term meaning “trust” in English. It’s used for sarcastic moments.

Confía that I got an A on the exam.

Confía by Puertorricanlatinamami December 28, 2024

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

Confused dickshit by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Confug 

Confug (noun)
That perfect mix of confidence and smugness makes someone seem both self-assured and kind of a know-it-all. If you've ever seen someone stroll into a room like they own the place, chances are they’ve got some serious confug.

"Dude walked into the debate club with so much confug, you’d think he was running for president."

Confug by Sakurakage February 19, 2025

Conflict

a man kills you

"ow, i've been a victim of conflict"

Conflict by the conflict man March 10, 2025