Nelson Bean 

A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.

Matt B: Nelson what's wrong?
Nelson: I have bengay on my balls!

N'Dugu Jamz for life!!!

Nelson Bean by Funk Masta' Pueblo March 20, 2005

bean dip king 

a man can only be named bean dip (the act of flicking a man/woman's breast with the finger, similar to dipping a chip in bean dip) king if he does this act to a complete stranger female (ie. walking down the street)

Phil: Dude, you just bean dipped that random chick! Man, you are the bean dip king.
Brent: Yeah! Too bad she's going to sue me for sexual harassment.

bean dip king by annonymous16161654544 June 25, 2008

jelly bean racist 

Someone who doesn't like black jelly beans.

It has nothing to do with hating black people. In fact, black people can be jelly bean racist too.

- Anyone want some jelly beans?
- Yes sir! But don't give me no black ones. I'm jelly bean racist!

jelly bean racist by UrbanPrick August 17, 2011

bean

term used to describe the clit

Where's brojas?...O he's been in the bathroom all night flicking his little bean.

bean by TheChillinChalupa December 5, 2010

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

bean jockey by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

Brain Bean 

Adderall acquired from someone with ADD taken in order to perform better in an academic setting.

Usually I sleep through math class but since I popped that brain bean I'm excited to learn. I even know how to solve problems using formulas I don't remember learning.

Brain Bean by Busta C is back again July 16, 2009

bansturbation 

The act of banning oneself.

Luuv likes to participate bansturbation.

bansturbation by KL2789 October 10, 2007