Ground Rule Double

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

by gabulldogs123 August 23, 2008

d double e

A intellectual uk grime mc. a very good one at that

"no joke take notes, hangin up mc's like ma coat, and as for ya bredrin hes not gonna need help anymore he's gonna need hope, the day that he gets smoked ill open his throat like an envelope"

Word from the wise, D DOUBLE E MERRRRRKS

by murderdawg January 21, 2007

Double Wiener Cousins

When two men have had intimate relations with the same two women, those two men become double wiener cousins. Double wiener cousins is a highly sought-after and unbreakable bond. This bond is manifested by the interlocking of the pointer and middle finger of each of said double wiener cousins. Tighter bonds are those of the elusive triple wiener cousin, and the never before seen quadruple wiener cousin.

Jacob: Dude it's cool if I hook up with Ella right? I mean she used to be your girlfriend and all.
David: Yeah bro, then we'll be double wiener cousins, because we've both also hooked up with Izamar!
Jacob: double wiener cousins?? We'll pretty much be related!

by DavidAGL October 19, 2010

Double-Faced Entendre

In the wise words of Oliver Tree: "When you fall in love, you get love drunk, you only see what you wanna see but the second you realize someone has played you, it all comes crashing down collapsing. A double entendre is something that has two totally different meanings, a Double-Faced Entendre is someone who has two totally different personalities unbeknownst to you, one being an angel and the other being a devil"

She dumped me and burned all my clothes, I didn't think she was this way, I guess she is a double-faced entendre.

by lmcr666 June 23, 2021

canadian double date

when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it's understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time

person 1: "yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night"

person 2: "oh yeah, did either of you score?"

person 1: "we both did!"

person 2: "at the same time?"

by benjamin adam gifford November 4, 2008

double standard defense

A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.

Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!

Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.

Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Audiophile: No.
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.

by Kyothine June 17, 2009

Double Eskimo Sisters

When two women have each slept with two of the same men.

Rachel Uchitel slept with Tiger Woods, who was married to Elin Nordgren, making them Eskimo Sisters. Uchitel also slept with Nordgren's current boyfriend, thus making the two women Double Eskimo Sisters.

by PeteTortaglion July 19, 2011