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ryan

ryan got a huge penius
by kemmo May 9, 2019
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Ryan aka odzar

Has the fiercest beard in the land, he has been known to accidently get a woman pregnant by stroking his beard in her presence.
Kate was hanging out with Ryan aka odzar...he looked at her and said,it's not my fault I just pulled a odzar, I'm not paying child support
by Nateyboy2u December 23, 2016
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Ryan

“Have you seen Ryan S’s nuts?”
Yeah they’re huge”
by Kteaa December 23, 2020
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Ryan

Although most Ryan's are kind hearted and friendly, often times even on the timid side, most if not all of them are so unbelievably stupid you question how they haven't been picked off yet by natural selection. Most Ryan's are steadfast in their opinions which is a redeeming and often attractive quality, but it's usually about something retarded and ass backwards like voting conservative or spending a crazy amount of money on something that cannot be logically justified.

Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
Dude 1: Did you see that retard walk in front of a bus?

Dude 2: Yeah it's a miracle he's alive still

Girl 1: My boyfriend spent $500 on video games he doesn't play.

Girl 2: That's dating a Ryan for ya.
by CornistheBestCrop August 25, 2018
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Ryan

Shortest guy you'll ever meet. Probably Asian and can't reach door handles. Also does good in school and is somewhat athletic.
He is so short. He must be a Ryan
by hoibye October 10, 2022
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Ryan

Hot sexy beast, Zeke is hotter though. Zeke is really cool actually way better than Ryan. If anything Zeke is a hot sexy beast and not Ryan. Ryan is still cool though solid 6/10 but Zeke... Damn Zeke is wild, 100/10.
Zeke is really cool. Oops I meant Ryan kinda.
Zeke is still cool.
by UltraChad October 27, 2020
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Ryan Gommo

Such a stupid fucking nigger. Ryan Gommo goes to newtown high school and he’s the biggest fuck up. But his balls to be massive
by Ryan Gommo March 5, 2020
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