Penis plopper

A man who has no control over his penis. Therefore plopping it into various pussies because that’s what dickheads do penisplop.

He will never commit to you he is a Penis Plopper.

by Intuwit2 November 11, 2021

penis demon

a scary demon who says penis and trys to eat you up to have a bigger pp

Demon: PENIS
Person: AHHH ITS THE PENIS DEMON

by bigpoopyshartspenisurmom November 20, 2021

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022

Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters

I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022