Jesus Solos

He is Him. He’s stronger, faster, smarter. Bro solos all of fiction and non-fiction. He transcends that which is us. He is just that guy.

Guy: Bro Naruto no diffs Luffy.

Guy 2: But can he beat Goku?

Guy 3: The fact they all got nothing on Jesus says a lot doesn’t it?

Guy: Wdym?

Guy 3: Jesus Solos in his sleep 😴

by Roronoa Musashi December 19, 2022

Jeebusian

someone who worships the foreskin of jeebus, one of the holy threesome, known as the father, the son and the holy spirit.

I don't like sex, but when I do, it's with a jeebusian wife.

by holy prepuce December 27, 2022

jesus jogando bola

jesus jogando bola

"omg jesus jogando bola!"

by Tavissonic.lover January 5, 2023

Jesus

What my manager calls the church a few minutes up the road from my house

My manager when he drops me home: "I am going to take you to Jesus!"

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023

Jesus fridge

The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates

Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.

by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023

Jesus

Someone who everyone on this site should learn about. He would very much so like if you were to go to church. Thank You 🙏.

Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior

by Please Just Go To Church February 1, 2023

Jesus

either capital God as the son of man, or a historical figure that was a good man

Jesus had succeeded in saving our souls but he had failed in staying alive due to his many haters, even as a powerful figure he could not survive

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023