Un uptight incompetent bitch who is always on her period. She has the IQ of a fucking pebble and her forehead is so gigantically large that it has its own gravitational pull.
by Mexican with a horse cock April 8, 2024
Get the Anna Jmug. by dracomalfoyissexy April 11, 2021
Get the Lauren Jmug. Esdras J. Cruz is a young man with a classic comb-over who may be quiet, but will have a lot to say if you incite a conversation especially with football ("soccer" if you live in the US), science, math, FIFA, or even Minecraft. His absolute favorite meal is a Philadelphia Cheese Steak Sandwich with an ice cold apple cider. He's an American with Native and European ancestry, but is very eager to find out where his ancestors came from specifically. He is a Club America fan who will support and defend his team from salty opposers, who will be debunked anyways mwahaha (with respect lol). Further preferred activities include drawing, running miles, as well as collecting jerseys.
"Esdras J. Cruz asked if I'll finish my Philly Sandwich"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
"Esdras J. Cruz s talking with his NY accent again :("
"Esdras J. Cruz won the mansion building competition in Minecraft again"
"Esdras J. Cruz drinks so much tea and I ran out of tea packets m8"
by ejc_10 November 22, 2021
Get the Esdras J. Cruzmug. One of the realest, most honest, and most humble YouTubers on the platform. Provides you with straight to the point, no bullshit tutorial guides on glitches in a wide selection of games, but focuses on Grand Theft Auto V.
by J Stone Gaming March 18, 2022
Get the J Stonemug. F+J is the power couple they are most likely a Capricorn and Scorpio. F+J is like bread and butter or McDonald’s and Burgers ya know what I mean? Or like SpongeBob and Patrick there just perfect for each other, you could even say there soulmates. F+J will have a loving future together as they both have similar interests leading them to have a very happy long life together. They enjoy watching movies together and playing games together that they both enjoy very much. They are passionately in love with each other and both deserve all the love they can possibly receive.
by Jisbaexoxo November 21, 2021
Get the F+Jmug. by KTR1218 July 12, 2022
Get the Jmug. The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.
Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!
Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.
by Linksjamar March 23, 2024
Get the J's Stagemug.