Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.

''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked

by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024

J-Over

BEYOND cooked. When it is J-Over for someone, it means they are so cooked, it is over for them. They are remembered infamously as the most cooked person. It is also the last letter added to the alphabet, and it is seen as an outsider to everyone.

A - Over : Slightly Cooked

E - Over : Cooked

O - Over : Burnt

T - Over : Charcoal

Z - Over : Ashes

J - Over : BEYOND COOKED

Bro 1: Dude, it's J-Over for me.
Bro 2: Why do you say that?

Bro 1: I have 50 assignments due in an hour.
Bro 2: How?! We worked on them together!
Bro 1: I was playing while we did.
Bro 2: Into the J-Over abyss you go

by KlaPAoish March 10, 2025

CHASE J

SKUDD GOD!

Super sexy skud!

-Posted by Queen Beeee.G

BRO U KNOW CHASE J?
YEAAH HE SKUDDY ASF!

THE SKUDD GOD, THE SEXIEST SKUD

by Beee.G. November 29, 2021

J-Stew

Jstew is usually a complete pussy ass bitch who usually wears a man bun and thinks he gets a lot of girls but really he's doesn't.

Look at that kid
What a little bitch
He must be a J-stew

by coolkatz944i383837474 September 17, 2016

PB & J

Pussy, bitches and jazz. Can either be used at school to hide your true intentions, or just as a fun abbreviation. Many people prefer to sub the J for “Jizz”, “Jam”, or “Junk”. These are all valid options.

“Dave could really use some PB & J, he’s been really down lately since his break up.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Alex J. M

Stubborn, won't listen to you, likes to be right majority of the time, responds with f3 to whatever you say, refuses to talk, and very funny to the point of dying laughing. He is also kind, considerate, goal oriented, caring, there for you if you need him. But, let's not focus on the latter.

Alex J. M is always cussing somebody out.

by Alex's wonderful friend March 26, 2019