under the cocks

Going out for a tapped beer (directly translated from Danish: under hanerne.

Hi Guys, let' go under the cocks.

by Har1 January 9, 2016

Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.

"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"

by Mexican Toad & White Chocolate May 7, 2020

chug a cock

When you run out of dick-related insults.

1: Eat a dick
2: Suck my shlong
3: Chug a cock
1 & 2: *dies*

by Dicks R Us June 7, 2018

cock flaps

A womens beef curtains / labea / fanny flaps.

"I saw her naked the other day and her cock flaps were dangling like a large lettuce."

by unclechicken May 2, 2010

Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.

john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?

by sweetjebus January 10, 2009

cock footing

Inserting your own or someone else's foot into your own dick hole. Traditionally, inserting your big toe first.

I'm seeing a new yoga master to improve my cock footing.

You should get a pedicure before cock footing your lover.

by West High School April 14, 2016

Sleep Cocking

When you have sex with your baby momma, with your sleeping child in the same bed, blocked off by a row of pillows.

Fuck man, she came over the other day and I ended up sleep cocking her. Wasn’t my fault, but at least I know Tommy was asleep the whole time.

by The C to the P January 2, 2019