Bum-narcissist

Bum narcissists are self-centered people characterized as having an excessive interest in one's arse, the amount of area it takes up and the curvature of it. This is often done whilst simultaneously judging other people's bums.

Oh my god, he's such a bum-narcissist, its so annoying!

by Dustydrooper June 13, 2022

kloonksy bum

Good fuck

What a fuck kloonksy bum is

by Kloonks May 17, 2023

Bums on Seats

In Britain it is another word for an audience

Perform on a stage with the bums on seats staring at you.

by CrazyCatMexico August 11, 2021

bum jammer

Slang, for homosexual male.

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."

by D. Gould July 30, 2008

Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.

The Pandamic is a Bum Sandwich.

by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021

bum ferret

British English slang for:
1. A gay man's penis
2. A gay man.

1. I wanna put my bum ferret up your bottom.
2. I am a proud bum ferret!

by LotusSparkle September 26, 2025

bum chillin

Relaxing like a wino; laid out anywhere convenient and usually due to being inebriated. Happily lazy in some form of intoxication. Can be used to describe relaxing without intoxication, but implies general unawareness of the world at large.

Q: Did you go the club last night?

A: Na, I got case and was bum chillin on the porch.

by your real name, tryina tellme October 24, 2010