The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

one with the buffalo

When someone is extremely stoned.

Dude, I'm so fucking one with the buffalo right now.

by raychulwhere October 13, 2012

trying to get to Buffalo

Having well-endowed breasts.

Look at Christina Hendricks! She's definitely trying to get to Buffalo.

by akleotheos June 25, 2012

shuffle the buffalo

having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.

Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?

by nensondubois September 3, 2016

in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.

I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016