Wet laci

A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie
Be careful I heard that girl pulls wet lacis on the daily
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
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Wet laci

A wet laci is when you cover yourself in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smash your face into a banana cream pie.
Be careful messing with that girl, I heard she does wet lacis on the daily!
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wet jumper

Someone’s jumpshot (in basketball) is so saucy that the net starts dripping with moisture
Bill Nye has such a wet jumper that all the ladies came to watch him play against Johnny Depp
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019
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Wet Luge

When the girl is wearing a helmet and asking you to slow down but you tell her the luge can’t slow down in the rain and keep going hard
She was a virgin but I gave her the wet luge
by Noname4655322 August 07, 2021
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Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob
"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"
by Applebenchcrisp September 04, 2021
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Wet Cabbage

Filling up a girls pussy with water and then fucking her till shes empty
I wet cabbaged marie last night, It made such a mess
by Stochii_ May 28, 2022
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A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021
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