have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.
"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
Get the J C Kmug. Harry C is long. so long in fact that his legnth cannot be defined in words. only one word will even come close to his tallness, the scientific name for Titin. Scientists are right now trying to define his length but every explanation seems to end in a paradox. as off now we all obey Harry. no one challenge his length. all hail Harry C....
Woowza that train is sure long! Yes it is very Harry C! You do not say that word.... What.. why? Too late... he is coming for you.. *stomp *stomp *STOMP. no.. NO not now, not me! *reaches down hand *yeets that bish into space
by de mean April 30, 2019
Get the harry cmug. 
When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a shot of tequila after
by Captian C November 30, 2021
Get the Salty Cmug. Has a dick the size of his personality. Loves to look at twitter and get into fights with Naruto fans who disagree with his views on Dragon Ball. Thinks Goku can solo anybody. Is madly in love with the school secretary and will go out and hang out with you whenever. Looks at gay porn every once in a while. Is a big Fortnite player that sometimes sucks but will come in clutch whenever you need it and constantly uses lag as and excuse for losing a 1v1. But overall he is an intellectual who loves Dragon Ball and is fun to talk too about it
Jackson: You lost Jose S. C.
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me
Jose: I was lagging
Jose: No I didn't
Jacob: Yes you did you lost a 1v1 to me
Jose: I was lagging
by BigDaddyJackson69420 March 3, 2022
Get the Jose S. C.mug. when one has contracted every VD known to man and then a couple more, incredibly painful, and deadly, avoid these people at all times
Pamela Anderson has herpesyphogonahlitissalmahalatosisaids - C but she didn't get it from Tommy, but from Kid Rock's monkey.
by Freddywhat? June 19, 2010
Get the herpesyphogonahlitissalmahalatosisaids - Cmug. Put underneath a regular sentence when messaging somebody online, this signifies that the person sending the message wants to have intimate and sexual relations with the receiver of the message.
by coledude556 June 19, 2024
Get the C Corpmug.