Michael

Michael has such a good heart. Even if he hates you more than anything, he will sacrifice himself to save you. He's very loyal and he will always put your happiness before his happiness. He hates to broke hearts, even if this is what he does. He is very kind, hot, popular and smart, and every girl wants him.

Girl: OMG, HE'S SO HOT!

Girl 2: I KNOW, RIGHT? I WANNA KISS HIM!
His Girlfriend: Stay back! He's MINE!
Girl: You are so lucky you have Michael...

by Jade Hale February 26, 2018

Michael

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.

"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

Michael

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.

Hey have you seen Michael Michael? Yeah he is over there.

by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021

Michael radford

A guy with a massive wang he has lots of friends like to joke around nice to everyone and is good at call of duty and loves to sleep

Michael radford u have a big dick

by Big dick michael radford October 11, 2020

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024

Michael Xiang

Michael Xiang refers to someone who is a professional chinese, an extremely handsome lad, and has big voluptuous balls which everyone loves.

Person 1: ayo homie is that Michael Xiang?
Person 2: yeah bro fr that guy is so handsome and has some lovely balls

by hyqothetical October 24, 2022

Michael Kors

Combining molly and ketamine for a unique and exceptionally euphoric high that will leave you melted on the floor in a cuddle puddle with your besties, girlfriends and boy toys.

Wanna go hang out with Michael Kors and go to Narnia?

by UrbanAlicia January 1, 2023