Ryan is the type of guy to have a shrimp ryan will chase for that one girl and will not give up and Ryan also loves to touch up girls bums and slide down stairs
by anonymous November 24, 2021

by Jemma Vincent xx July 29, 2021

beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.
by Metpricefield November 23, 2021

by Hrhrhth April 18, 2020

Ryan is also a thug who bin catchin up on dis here website. dont be dissing on the net hoes. fr watch your ol' muff.
by Realitycheck23uppah5 August 6, 2022

A piece of shit annoying fucker who wont stop annoying me about the old sanic meme and vine usally a guy with a small shrivlled penis with red pubic hair
by Trevor Hoff February 6, 2018
