old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020

Old school

Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.

Nothing but good old school

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Old School Crim

A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.

Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.

by Ares_psychosis December 21, 2013

Old

A washed up tight end

"Zach Ertz is an old man Cappo"

by Cappo_is_smart September 27, 2021

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Sephora 10 Year Old

A child from ages 7-14 (may vary) who is obsessed with Sephora, specifically expensive/preppy skincare and makeup products. They mainly buy products from brands like Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, Charlotte Tilbury, Sol De Janerio, Rare Beauty, and more. They recieve much controversy on social media platforms because they are also known to be reckless, rude, and messy in Sephora.

A Sephora 10 Year Old just snatched the last drunk elephant bronzi drops from my hand.

by Anonymoussss999 February 3, 2024

Old Fashioned Kathy

When Stromboli's mom gives you a handy, but uses her patented kung Fu grip to make you nut quicker. The perfect grip strength, not too hard and not too soft.

After work I am going to head over to Stromboli's house for an Old Fashioned Kathy.

by flatchestedmule May 18, 2024