Longest word

The longest English word is: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Person: hey do you know what the longest word is.
Me: I know the English one.
Person: ok what?
Me: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Person: …

by (╥﹏╥) lord of noodles August 8, 2021

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

longorangeboi

trash at the game valorant, expects to ace and hit headshots all the time but it never really happens, has shitty crosshairs

DAMN SHEESH OH GOD HE IS A LONGORANGEBOI

by mammoooooAHVBCW August 22, 2021

Longshit

when you take a long shit

i just took a longshit

by orville2789 September 5, 2021

longoon

It’s actually quite a simple meaning: long balloons

That longoon looks like the longest one i’ve seen!

by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

longoon

It’s a simple definition: a long balloon!

That longoon looks the longest!

by EvilRoomba September 20, 2021

longoon

Simple; long balloons.

Jack: “Heyyyy…”
David: “WHAT THE HELL!?! WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH LONGOONS!?!”

by EvilRoomba September 25, 2021