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up the nuts

To be straight up or have the courage to tell some one something to their face
"Yeah she told him he was an idiot with no sense of fashion"

"She must be up the nuts" or "shes up the nuts"
by Mhurr January 22, 2008
mugGet the up the nutsmug.

Nut Hugger

A member of the Transportation and Security Administration assigned to security at an airport in the United States.
After passing through the metal detector, I opted out of the porno-scanner line and got into line for the nut hugger.
by MrJM November 24, 2010
mugGet the Nut Huggermug.

Turd Nut

Someone who is completely outside of their damn minds and yet also full of crap.

Could also be a very hard solid and almost walnut shaped piece of poop, the kind that hurts when it comes out and causes the wet cheeks affect (when toilet water and/or piss splashes onto your rear from the impact of the solid fecies)
"That turd nut over there just told me that she saw a special on c-span about Canada, USA, and Mexico becoming one country."

"I am having the worst night possible! I was on a date, hadn't had my benafiber and I passed a huge turd nut at the restaurant and when I went to wipe my wet ass there was no toilet paper so I had this huge yellow ring on the seat of my white skirt the rest of the night"
by AMDAK1718 December 15, 2009
mugGet the Turd Nutmug.

bust a nut

you bust a nut when you cum a big ball and fire it from your penis.
by assnipple June 13, 2016
mugGet the bust a nutmug.

rubber nut

When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.
Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber nut?
Friend2: Yeah!
by xFreedomx May 28, 2008
mugGet the rubber nutmug.

Nut huggers

{insert a picture of your woman's bottom lip}
If you need an example, stop right here and take a picture of your bottom lip.

Freakin' nut huggers!!
by assjacker253 August 5, 2009
mugGet the Nut huggersmug.

the big nut

Ethan the all mighty nut giver lays out the fattest nuts in the world even though his penis is small he is the big nut
Yo did u see the big nut do that?
mugGet the the big nutmug.

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