Wet Drunk

When you are so drunk that you have a shine to your face (probably sweat!)

Look at him, he is wet drunk!

by AG30 November 6, 2022

Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.

by D-low800 November 22, 2022

wet leg

a self pitying person. (see Oxford English Dictionary)

I can only stand to listen to their endless sob story for so long... they're such a wet leg!

by The One and Only Captain Nemo December 1, 2022

Wet billy

Wet Billy is when you kick you're finger and shove it up someone's ass.

Person 1 . Man we we're having sex and she gave me a wet billy!
Person 2 . Wet Billy?
Person 1. Yeah she shoved her slobber fingers up my asss

by Robietommyson September 21, 2022

wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022