vagina sleigh

A sleigh with vaginas everywhere creaming.

Hardballs: "YO JAQAVIUS SANTA GOT ME A VAGINA SLEIGH FOR CHRISTMAS"

by 69onurmomsdisussy February 6, 2022

vagina

wet, sticky, and pleasant. aka meatloaf.

kid: hey did you see her vagina
guy: yeah it’s so nice *moans slightly*

by _pseudonym_? December 17, 2021

Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?

Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)

by Rotten_Cum December 18, 2021

Vagina

Some weird ass hole on a womans ass

Wow can I see that vagina?

by sweetkiwi._ December 29, 2021

Vagina

A place I can dive into besides a pool

I’m fixin to dive into that vagina tonight!!!

by anonymous February 7, 2022

Vaginalignment

The act of adjusting one's attitude if the individual is part of the female gender or is included in the oversensitive male subset of the male gender.

Chad: Did you hear what Karen did today?

Kyle: Yeah, I can't believe she told your wife that you have been making Urban Dictionary entries.

Chad: Yeah, she's in total need of a vaginalignment.

by Thee Burner Boi February 14, 2022

Vagina ham

A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.

The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022