Two guys that have egos so huge their cocks share the same foreskin and stroke each other's ego until bust a nut covering each other.
by BDJ1225 July 26, 2024
Get the two cocks of the same foreskinmug. A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
Get the two is one and one is nonemug. When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.
by Frankie' September 18, 2014
Get the Two step peepmug. by sn0wdr1ft3720 July 17, 2025
Get the two dry frogs is a situationmug. A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.
by JcBadd February 16, 2021
Get the level two earringmug. 
