piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

Mongolian Butter Piss Shnawg

When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter

I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg

Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault

by TiktTok Boy and gay boy July 10, 2025

Piss-fucker

A person who has sexual intercourse with urine

Why don’t you stick your wee-wee in the toilet you piss-fucker?!

by Rizzo-Jizzo November 8, 2021

Reverse piss

When you stick your penis in a spa bath jet

Johnny stuck his dick in the spa bath jet and reverse pissed

by Segman farts July 2, 2025

piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

Piss locks

When you have a huge bush and pee and dont wipe and then walk around with a pissy bush.

Leah went to the bathroom and she couldnt afford toilet paper and now has piss locks .

by *matt man* January 8, 2017

piss bitch

A: Someone who is a salty asshole.

B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.

C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.

A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"

B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.

C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."

by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 5, 2022