Valmaine's Law dictates that if, in the presence of a minority group, an issue is brought forward by member of a majority group, that issue must first be defined and written upon a sheet of tapa cloth then raised up a flag pole before being taken seriously in an open forum of discussion.
Mitchell: Now now now now now now now now now now now Valmaine, now let me raise THIS up your flag pole.
... Valmaine's Law :)
... Valmaine's Law :)
by TamaT543 December 13, 2012
Get the Valmaine's Lawmug. Were smoke out and if anybody ask...Shut your mouth and dont talk about it. "Listo's law" ok but but but... Shut your ugly ass up and dont talk about it. Ok
by lalake tt ko July 29, 2018
Get the listo's lawmug. "Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"
by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023
Get the Atwood's Lawmug. 
Get the half-co-nibling-in-lawmug. this is when someone records a viral post and doesnt include the original creator of the post that went plasma viral, and steal all their content. the punishment is the worst death possible instantly. otherwise the creator dont mind you making him more famous and loving him, but if no one knows its him, whats the point?
he wanted to steal that guy content so he would get rich instead of him and make him homeless and die, what a plasma viral law breaker.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 25, 2022
Get the plasma viral law breakermug. Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law
by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021
Get the Scott’s Lawmug. 
Get the half-co-niece-in-lawmug.