Sloppy whippy

An unbelievably uncomfortable turd, somehow tacky but also damp and very loose. Cross between Mr whippy and sloppy joes

Also see Mr Joes

I didn’t get to the toilet in time today and left a sloppy whippy in my tighty whiteys.

by Wonderchunder October 19, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a cracker, but I sloppy moe’d it and then ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Moe

Seriously sloppy shit!!! Requires a whole rolls of paper towels to clean up

I know I only ate a graham cracker, but I sloppy Moe’d it so I ran out of paper towels

by Doughier October 20, 2023

Sloppy Bijan

When one lucky soul gets the dick and balls in their mouth at the same time.

That Bald Kevin guy offered me a Sloppy Bijan. Before I could ask what it was, my dick and balls were in his mouth. No homo. His mouth held onto the balls as good as Bijan.

by korn_134 October 23, 2023

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

sloppic

A portmanteau of "slop" and "topic" coined by YouTuber Dolan Dark, used to refer to a topic covered in a low-effort commentary video (e.g. Pyrocynical's PyroLIVE content, which his fans often call "slop"). The phrase is used occasionally during Dolan's SlopLIVE series, a parody of PyroLIVE.

Welcome back to Slop Live! Today's sloppic is about MrBeast.

by SnaySnay October 30, 2023

shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024