The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.
Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011
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Get the Off the sushi mug.If someone is having sex after a long period of not having sex. They are dusting it off, or being dusted off in the case of a girl.
After telling your friend about how you finally got laid after 6 months, he may reply to you by saying; "good for you bud, finally dusting it off."
by 412 dudes November 26, 2010
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Get the deafed off mug.The strange phenomenon resulting from two people who do not like each other but have mutual friends being forced to be in the same room. As neither person want to cause a fraction with in the group both try to keep the piece, however rather than just being civil with one an other they become overly nice and complimentary.
Amy: Oh my god I absolutely love your new shoes.
Sarah: Really? Thank you, I love your dress!
Behind the others back
Sarah: That dress makes her look like a pregnant care bear. F**king Bitch!
Amy: Oh my god did you see her shoes she looks like a street walker. Slut!
Lauren: Sarah and Amy are haveing false off again, what do we do
Hannah: Oh just leave them to it hopefully they'll scratch eachothers eyes out and I wont have to hear them bitch anymore.
Sarah: Really? Thank you, I love your dress!
Behind the others back
Sarah: That dress makes her look like a pregnant care bear. F**king Bitch!
Amy: Oh my god did you see her shoes she looks like a street walker. Slut!
Lauren: Sarah and Amy are haveing false off again, what do we do
Hannah: Oh just leave them to it hopefully they'll scratch eachothers eyes out and I wont have to hear them bitch anymore.
by madgie August 13, 2010
Get the False off mug.A poe-off is derived from "Poor Off" where two individuals come together and share as many stories as possible of who grew up the poorest.
Brian & Mike were having a poe-off;
Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.
Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.
Brian: All we had for entertainment was a Rooster on the fence post.
Mike: We had no inside shower, we had to use a garden hose that ran from the kitchen sink out the trailer window.
by Mcjd April 27, 2009
Get the poe-off mug.Having a girlfriend who does'nt let you out of her site or you (Stupidly) not letting her out of your site
Being in love with a women
Not going out with your mates to spend time with your missus
Being in love with a women
Not going out with your mates to spend time with your missus
Friend 1: is Johnny out this weekend?
Friend 2: nah his bitch'd off now!
Friend 1: We not gonna see him for shit now
Friend 2: nah his bitch'd off now!
Friend 1: We not gonna see him for shit now
by BillyMcmad April 10, 2007
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