Joy's rape

the act of forcefully fucking your spouse because you know she wants you too.

We got into an argument with Jane again so I Joy's raped her how she likes.

by K.i.M.u November 12, 2021

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Ass rape

Something that is extremely high priced, a rip off.

$80 for parking at the concert was a total ass rape.

by Hollowtip665 April 2, 2025

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Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.

Fuck Progressive insurance!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

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marital rape

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night

Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!

by Bad C dev July 14, 2024

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Floss-raped

when you get out of the shower and a piece of hair slithers between your buttcheeks

Everytime I get out the shower, I get floss-raped.

by Alesdebber March 16, 2015

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Census Rape

To edit someone's online census form while they are away from their computer with the hope they will submit it without seeing the changes.

Miller: Have you seen Charlie lately? I'm lost without him.
Mark: Haha, he got deported as 'cus I Census Raped him!
Everyone else in chorus: Hahahahahahaha, what a mug!
Miller: wha...

by GrandMasterT May 16, 2011

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