Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature

Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl

by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020

Cup Kiss

When you drink from someone else's cup, especially when using the same spot as the former user.

Cup kiss: two examples

Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: That's ok, you're not ill, are you?

Person A: Hey that's my cup!
Person B: Eww, really?

by WilliardThe3rd May 22, 2020

Spicy Mexican fish kiss

When you eat spicy food and transfer your dump to their dump during a fish kiss

Spicy Mexican fish kiss the shit out of my ass.

by Snakbabe May 27, 2020

National kiss day

14-15 july is the national kiss day where you can kiss your crush or friend without them saying no. They can’t say no. You don’t need to makeout if you want to but you have to kiss on the lips so good luck!

Belinda: Hey it’s national kiss day. So shut up and kiss me.
John: Ok *kiss*

by Tanjisen July 13, 2020

Bell Kiss

When while taking a crap the turd breaks free and taps your ball bag on the way down.

While taking a huge crap, the turd gave me a bell kiss.

by Golf 3 July 15, 2020

Resurrection kiss

The last kiss before the end of a relationship when all hope is lost, which re kindles the spark and they end up giving it another go and it succeeds.

‘Yeah they were going to break up but they had a ‘resurrection kiss’”

by Heheheresurrectionkiss July 25, 2020