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Wave Jack

With the rise of Google Wave, the complete free form of communication has allowed people to insert words into other user's posts or to simply prevent them from typing anything coherent. Typically used in a humorous fashion.
Intended phrase: Just the other day, I was going to my grandmother's house.

Me (and User2): Just the other day, I was going to my grandPENNISSS 8==D~~~mother's house.

User3: "Me" you just got wave jacked.
by Straightjack3t October 14, 2009
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Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.
Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.
by Stew Nic December 9, 2008
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Jack Grimley

A charismatic man with a massive penis who every woman is in love with. He is a tall, lean, blonde, blindingly beautiful boy who women can't stay away from.
When Jack Grimley looked into her eyes, she instantly creamed her pants
by Attractiv shawty January 11, 2023
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jack lowe

Absolute shot bag he's a fuckboy who wnats to sleep with every girl and guy he sees!!!
by HappyHippo🤙🏻 April 3, 2017
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Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.
Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.
by GayBlaine October 9, 2014
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Jacking Water

When you cum and its clear like water, you cant have babies while jacking water!
I came in my sister yeserday, but sadly i was jacking water... So no inbreads for us!
by PATTYCAKES SHADAD November 18, 2018
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Ram Jack

A type of sexual act/ position that involves the receiving partner holding their hand firmly around the shaft of the penis, essentially jacking them off while the giving partner rams into the receiver’s preferred oriface. The hand is always held firmly in place around the penal shaft without moving, making it an extension to the oriface.
Last night, Carlos and I tried to ram jack. He got off pretty fast, but boy is my hand tired from staying in the same position the entire time.
by TooSexyForABeatdown June 16, 2018
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