facebookless

someone who wants a facebook but isn't allowed and instead hacks into friends facebooks and looks for everyone they know facebook and wishes they could read their walls

person #1: hey are you on facebook?

person #2: no im facebookless

person #1: oh.

by AJ the Awesome! November 8, 2009

facebooked

hitting someone in the face with a book

Yo, she got outta line so I facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.

by j smoove operator March 14, 2009

Facebooze

To message someone on Facebook while drunk and/or drinking.

He Faceboozed me 17 times last night in his drunken state.

by Vampire Vixen December 17, 2008

FACEGOOK

FACEGOOK - A person who is addicted to Facebook.

Yo, are you a facegook like I am?

by rjs4 March 7, 2013

facebool

To walk and "facebook" (update one's status, for example) at the same time. esp. when the walker is facebooking about walking and facebooking at the same time.

I can walk and facebool at the same time!

by TTAB October 1, 2010

facebooked

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook

That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...

by RCMo January 27, 2005

Facebookucide

When anything on Facebook makes you so depressed, i.e. seeing your ex-boyfriend's profile, or realizing you have 600 friends and you're alone on Friday night, that you delete yourself.

Neil: Hey, where is Zee's profile?

Christina: Oh, she misses me and seeing my posts made her depressed. She committed Facebookucide.

Neil: Wooord. Dang. She will be missed.

by Conafosho March 4, 2011