Meat-eating is fine Day

On November 23, we acknowledge that eating animals is fine.

Please celebrate Meat-eating is fine Day, even if you’re vegan.

by Animeird November 18, 2020

Free eats

Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.

Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!

by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.

guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"

by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022

C0PR0PHILE EATS 0RGANRATI0NS

THE ORIGIN of YOUR HUMAN SHIT.

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by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 24, 2022

Niggas gotta eat

Comparing a sexual urge to the importance of eating to stay alive.

“bro I tapped old mate on Tuesday, I shouldn’t have but ‘niggas gotta eat’

by Pablo1221 January 20, 2022

Eating that shit up

Is when someone is enjoying something or someone to much

Josh was on FaceTime with a female while she was dancing, and he was eating that shit up.

by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 7, 2023

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022