columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.
Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.
by Jerry November 30, 2003
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green day

A band with a bunch of buttfucking fags that sing shitty songs that everyone likes. The cd "American idiot" is embarrasing and a piece of shit. People think they are cool because they are "rebellious","punk", or "democrat" when they are just a boy band bubble gum pop cocksuckers. It has spawned a whole group of kids that say they are democrat to be cool when they dont know anything about politics at all. Lets all face it Green day is just another MTV pop band which needs to rot in hell. The songs are nothing but annoying, repetitive and untalented, and actual dems dont listen to this shit. Everyone who has graduated middle shcool or has pubes should not listen to this band.
Green day fan: Did you by the new Green day cd it is so punk and cool, I hate bush

someone with balls: Green Day can suck my cock

Green day fan: You are so not cool Green day is da bomb XOXO I feel so rebellious!
someone with balls: You are such a dumb stupid fucking fag, you goofy little fingerpainters can jump of a fucking bridge

{puts american idiot in the microwave}
by melanthex March 31, 2005
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Green Day

the bestest band ever, WHO ARE NOT POP! they are ROCK! consisting of billie joe armstrong (the cutest guy on the planet!!) mike dirnt (looks like my grandad -60) and tre cool (child catcher!!)and ason white kinda (unofficial band member) they make the most samazing music EVER

or a day of smoking pot... mmm
green day fan: woah! billie joe is realy cute! and listen to the music... the music...

druggie: mmm pot...
by gigi the poodle July 21, 2005
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b-day

"it's my b-day wanna fuck"
"how bout a nice b-day fuck for steve"
"u kno what a good present for my b-day would be kelcie? (some pussy)"
by stephen pearce November 18, 2003
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Tit day

A day in which a girl decides she needs to get some extra attention by showing off massive amounts of cleavage.
Dude did you see Jenna today? She was totally having a tit day.
by The Captain 88 February 26, 2011
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P-day

When a women goes on her period
Timmy: hey brenda want to go on a water slide
Brenda: no sorry its my p-day so i cant do anything

Timmy: tgat sucks
by Chace fortan April 4, 2016
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Valentine's Day

A day when you are guaranteed to get sex from your girlfriend. Also the day when your girlfriend takes as long as possible with "romantic" stuff the have sex with you.
Boyfriend-"So honey it's Valentine's Day"
Girlfriend-"I know, i made a whole list of romantic things to do today, and when we are done ill give you the best night ever."
Boyfriend-"Damn"
by DNizz February 14, 2010
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