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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
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dead vinnies

Sperm, semen, male ejaculate, cum
Gevin, saddened by his shortcomings, launched two small tiddlywinks of dead vinnies down his pathetic stairwell.
by Titeater1995 July 6, 2024
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Respecting Dead People

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!
Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Dead

Is he dead?
Hym "Did you kill him? You have 3 hours and uuuuuuuum about 25 minutes by the time I finish writing this to get him dead and guarantee the safety of a child. As far as I know nobody is going to kill any kids in response to his murder. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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The Dead Robbin

When a man walks out of a shower with the towel not properly positioned and bends over to pick something out exposing the beanbag to others in the room that looks like a dead, hanging upside down Robbin.
When we first check in, Joe takes a shower and walks out without a towel looking for one, exposing The Dead Robbin to his roommates.
by Rocket Richard July 22, 2024
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dead pornstars

Hey Brandon! My girlfriend Ava is dead!

"Then she is finally a dead pornstars
by AMysteriousMan2001 July 30, 2024
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