by SkinnyBoner69 February 14, 2022
by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014
Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 06, 2018
by Mintyfreshgiraffe June 19, 2025
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023
When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt
"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.
by Mr_Guy090 July 23, 2024
A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK
"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
by Darth Ramious April 02, 2022