The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024

hand banana

another term for dick...

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.

by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024

sweg banana

And abbreviation of someone will eventually get "it"

Hope is you know you're gonna have to deal with my sweg banana for that dress

by Sweg banana November 21, 2024

Brazilian Banana Boy

(noun) is a flamboyant Brazilian male that resembles a peacocking twink. He always wears tight shirts and tries to keep on top with the latest trends. They come across with a machismo, arrogant, “I am better than you” demeanor. They are usually accompanied by really attractive women, but secretly they are gay and attracted to other males. They love to partake in giant Brazilian circle jerk ceremonies and make Brazilian Fart Porn.

That Brazilian dude with the hot girl is really Brazilian Banana Boy.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

Brazilian Banana Slap

When two Brazilian Banana Boys jerk each other off until they both cum on each other Penis’s and then they start slapping their penis’s together.

Da Silva and Gonzales got caught doing the Brazilian Banana slaps in the locker room shower yesterday.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz November 22, 2024

Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom

Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan

by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024

Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.

John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”

by Dadrooski February 1, 2024