Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Anal Rules

When doing anal the number 1 rule is make sure your bird dont have the shits because if she does and you go to deep you might get muddy puddles. This is where a women has shit on your dick and you then smell and suck yourself off

I was doing anal last night I always follow the anal rules.

by Chax865421 March 24, 2020

Anal?

A question you ask your friends for them to be in shock.

Friend 1: anal?
Friend 2: what the fuck

by Perinala May 31, 2020

Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit

Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.

by webbster's robot June 2, 2020

Anal Tailing

A Dragonland pastime where one dragon inserts its tail into another dragon's anus regardless of age, gender, or size.

Shortly after Max, Emmy, and Enrique arrives at Dragonland, Ord is seen anal tailing Cassie while taking drugs.

by Greghef June 20, 2020

Straight Anal

Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.

Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'

by duhagfowgf8whfWG June 24, 2020

Analness

The action of being anal.

Her analness is what is going to cause me to fire her as a client.

by Mpix July 1, 2020