Hamas tunnels

If YOU KNOW that the Hamas tunnels are SO DEEP underneath the civilian infrastructure that no military weapons will reach them.... Then... WHY ARE YOU BLOWING UP THE SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS?

Hym "So... YOU KNOW... That the Hamas tunnels are too deep to reach... But... You just bomb them anyway? He literally just said that! He said 'The tunnels are too deep for us to reach, which is why I tell the Ukrainians to dig.' But if you know the bombs won't reach, why are you dropping the bombs? Because you don't care what you hit. The point of dropping the bombs is dropping the bombs. You kill whoever you kill. That's called 'bombing indiscriminately.' Ridiculous."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2024

Cartchy Tuns

Cartchy Tuns is the misspelling of Catchy Tunes, this misspelling was produced by AI during the Glasgow Willy Wonka incident.

"Bands will play cartchy tuns at this experience"

"I love listening to cartchy tuns!"

by I_LUV_DC July 4, 2024

Cheese tunnel

When you finger a girl after eating cheetos.

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.

by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024

burble tune

A modification done to a vehicle, which intentionally causes the vehicle to backfire (unburnt fuel entering the exhaust). Unlike other forms of automotive tuning, a burble tune offers no gains in horsepower or fuel efficiency, and is in fact more likely to cause catastrophic engine damage and accelerate wear and tear.

Often done by teenage poser car guys who are too broke to afford mods that would actually increase the performance of their vehicle.

While a proper, high-performance tune may cause a car to backfire more than stock due to running more fuel and boost, a burble tune is specifically done only for the bops and bangs caused by a backfiring.

see also: ricer and rice rocket

Person 1: look at that POS GTI! It's backfiring like crazy, must not be running right
Person 2: nah, it's running fine, asshole just has a burble tune
Person 3: running fine? with a burble tune? Not for long...

by icantthinkofausername777 October 27, 2024

Tennessee Tuner

The act of playing a harmonica while receiving a blowjob to mimic the motion through sound.

Grab the harmonica and lipstick, It's time for a Tennessee Tuner. Yeeehaww!

by Vegasret November 21, 2024

CJAY Tung Tran

A person who will back you up but is always going to be difficult to deal with. A real bullet catcher. CJAY Tung Tran is the kind of friend who makes you feel like the best version of yourself. He's effortlessly amazing, lifting everyone around him, and his presence is a reminder to treasure every moment. Simply put, CJAY Tung Tran is perfection in human form—someone you never want to lose.

Look? Who that?

It's CJAY Tung Tran

by Chippi769 November 22, 2024

Slopjah tunic

The activity of one stuffing as many shirts as one can into there asshole and ripping the bundle out halfway at a high speed so the anus prolapses and a bit shirt shirt is left hanging out,which then you force a homeless individual to pull the shirt out of the prolapsed anus with their teeth.

Bro,I heard John ditched church last Sunday to go slopjah tunic down the street.

by OnJah223 November 27, 2024