Bear

The name of the cutest, fluffiest, most loving dog that will tear your head off if she needs too. She will defend her owner and also at all costs and is just the best dog anyone could ask for.

Hey dude, where’s bear? She’s literally the only reason we’re friends.

by italianbigoofboiyeet September 29, 2018

Ted Bear

A bear that is called Ted. Often assosiated with Sex And Weed.

Hey do you want a Ted Bear ;)

by Heyo say heheheho January 23, 2017

Honey Bear

A girlfriend you just want to snuggle with just to hear her heartbeat, and also the sweetest girlfriend you will ever have.

Davey: Uhhh, honey bear? *stares with such innocence*
Becca: Yes? What is it sweetie?
Davey: Can I hear your heartbeat?
Becca: Yes you can, my sweetie. *kisses him on the forehead*
Davey: Thank you so much! *lays his ear onto her chest to hear her heartbeat*

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

Drop Bear

A fantastic scene were a man takes a huge shit on another’s face

Female :Hey do you want to Drop Bear me

Male: Hell No

by MixedKKKmember May 4, 2018

Foam Bear

A "Foam Bear" is any gesture of appreciation/gift to someone with whom you are in a romantic relationship with.

Derived from the delicious marshmallow candies "Bamse Mums".

"This one time, during my sophomore year, I received a foam bear from my boyfriend"

by Sparkles The Balloon Boinker December 10, 2018

Poking The Bear

"Poking The Bear", in a non-traditional sense, refers to when a man uses his erect genitalia to poke his significant other whilst they're resting, and once they're awake and ready to play, the perpetrator simply goes to rest.

Chad: Yeah I was poking the bear last night, and she got pissed!
Adonis: Well, when you poke the bear to mess around and then you don't finish the job, the bear might just throw a fit.

by ZaneCoon#1Fan December 30, 2023

Smelly bear

They smell but they claim not to even though they catch fish with their bear paws. They are addicted to ice cream and need caffeine but wont have coffee. Sometimes Justin Bieber. Gate keeps mac and cheese.

Ella: Wow, do you smell that?
A fellow rabbit: Yeah, its that smelly Bear. Lets talk about this in the groupchat.

by buuuuuuun January 5, 2022