Jack Blackmon

An extremley flexible man. he complains about people's calves being "to" skinny. He dances lots and he wears sweaters. he has black frame glasses. HE IS SMART.

Ugh, your such a Jack Blackmon.

by boooooogers. May 1, 2011

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Jack Timberlake

other words for white and pasty

hey! thats a Jack Timberlake!

by Ronald43 May 12, 2010

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Fuckin Jacked

Super pissed off.

Ashley is fuckin jacked!

by Stanley Kodak November 26, 2010

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Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

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Dook jacking

The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.

I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand

by Dook boi January 31, 2017

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Jack Russell’d

Jack Russell

Jack Russell’d

To be Jack Russel’d or cop a Jack Russelin’

An over zealous small man chasing you vigorously with desire for an outcome

‘Fuck he really Jack Russell’d me today about that’

by Carpet Snake September 8, 2021

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