oyster ass syndrome

When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c

Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

by GodsGiftXD March 27, 2020

Dorian Gray syndrome

Societal phenomenon characterised by not wanting to grow old. Named after Oscar Wilde's famous gothic horror novel "The Picture of Dorian Gray". Many celebrities also try to look younger, though this isn't necessarily psychological as looking nice is sometimes part of their job. Has 4 main components
-Narcissistic character traits
-Lack of the ability to emotionally mature
-Dysmorphophobia, which means excessive concern about conceived flaws in one's body
-And as a result of the former 3, a "Medical Lifestyle" such as hair transplants, botox, erectile dysfunction drugs, etc.

That guy is so obsessed with staying young, I think he has Dorian Gray syndrome.

by SuperShepherd52 February 7, 2013

post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.

Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.

by C. Hunter May 3, 2012

Idol Aya Syndrome

Instead of brain there is only Aya Maruyama.

Person: "Awwwwwww Aya is so cute I love her so muchhh"

"Yep this dude definitely has Idol Aya Syndrome"

by ohhhh idk idk idk whyyy May 15, 2020

Last Text Syndrome

When a person has a compulsive need to send the last text, regardless of whether or not they add to the conversation or say anything meaningful.

Me: Should we meet at five?
John: Sounds good!
Me: Perfect! See you then
John: Yup!

John: Wanna get food?
Me: Yeah, I'll be downstairs in a few
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: Cool
John: Cool
Me: I think you have Last Text Syndrome
John: what?
Me: (gives up, develops alcoholism)

by 5lartibartfa5t October 23, 2012

Girly Kinky Syndrome

A person who have fetishist of being a girl or women although they are not gay and 100% straight.

If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!

by CockLord2222 September 10, 2022

Paul Lynde Syndrome

When some one is completely clueless about another indivuals homosexuality.

"how can she not know your gay?"
"She suffers from an acute case of Paul Lynde Syndrome."

by razerwolf July 13, 2012