A man like no other, one that you will only meet once in your life, if your lucky. Prized with the most beautiful kind eyes and brilliant intellect. Adorning the smoothest pillow lips and speaking with the most supple, soft, angelic voice. He will never cease to make you smile with his witty humor or outlandish behavior and will always keep you guessing. He is the most loyal and caring person that one could ever come across always putting others before himself and upholding the highest moral code. Wether it be physically or romantically all features of him are attractive. It is impossible to not love such a perfect man.There is no other like Ryan Metcalf… or his foreskin.
by Metpricefield November 23, 2021
Get the Ryan Metcalfmug. Ryan is a sex mongrol, he will always be wanted for sex, but he doesn't have time for it, so he still remains a virgin because he won't stop the grind for no one
Hey did you see that hot stuff over there, I wanna have sex with him, because he has a massive schlonge: Female 1
Yeah, too bad he is a Ryan tho,: Super turbo Hot Female 2
He won't stop the grind for no one: Kinda ugly Female 3
Yeah, too bad he is a Ryan tho,: Super turbo Hot Female 2
He won't stop the grind for no one: Kinda ugly Female 3
by Sex Ryan November 29, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. 
Overly sensitive man whore who likes to f###s anime full body pillows when he gets rejected by another girl.
"hi Ryan JJ"
by Good boy 49 November 13, 2019
Get the Ryan JJmug. A flamboyant dresser, defined by flowers and pastels and often more focused on shoes than any woman he's ever met. He's the only adult you'll ever meet that drinks Dr. Pepper. As proven in many dinner-debates, a Rick is far superior, not just intellectually...but personality, professional presentation, sports knowledge, and just as a person period.
Guy 1: Look at the guy over by the bar with the burgundy jacket on and a margarita. Looks like a real Ryan. I wish a Rick would come by and knock that goofy drink out of his hand.
Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
Guy 2: Yep, I bet he says y'all too
by rwinland January 19, 2022
Get the Ryanmug. When a person is unbelievably sarcastic and real with you, to such an extent that it drives you back to therapy.
by user24575788 January 24, 2024
Get the ryan sassmug. 