Show Pony Rider

A horse rider affectionally known as a snob and mistaken for mummy and daddy’s money, they are not rich. Yet mummy owns a yacht on Miami Beach. Well known with there two spacious arenas and American opening barn. Usually found with horses already made and winning.

‘Did you see Rosie the show pony rider, riding her already made show pony, she is a total brat.’

by snipe69horses March 19, 2019

Alsakian Snow rider

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.

That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider

by Big Papi Costa June 5, 2019

Getting a ride to school

Getting a ride to school means that you pass a test or course just because you had sex with a teacher.

Nah I passed that test by getting a ride to school from Ms. Adams.

by MyMaxPseudonym June 13, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you're a shemale and you ride your gurthy unicorn dildo as it’s suctioned to the yoga mat

Took a wild magic carpet ride after a long days worth of work at the SuperStore

by DickDurkley April 20, 2019

Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.

I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.

by frosty dog September 30, 2019

ha ha riome

you say this when something is funny to you, but not so much as to let go of a laugh.

Mike: What did one banana say to another banana?
Billy: What?
Mike: I find you very appealing.
Billy: ha ha riome *poker face*

by ro"dead" November 30, 2019

Slide and ride

You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.

Imagine telling Z.F. about Slide and Ride?
Me either.

by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019