washed sweet potato

The cutest ugliest thing on earth

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021

watermelon_and_potatoe

A super cool tiktoker

They go by she/they/xe, @watermelon_and_potatoe has their preferred name as “Dot”

by Void_tpn August 31, 2021

@itsa_boiled_potatoe

An amazing TikToker.

She’s one of my best friends tbh even if we meet online.

Go follow her 👹

They are a minor so don’t be creepy.

@itsa_boiled_potatoe is an amazing friend! I wish everyone was like them.

by Me is a simp for Hange Zoë September 7, 2021

The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

by awesomemannn September 23, 2021

I’m A Baked Potato

Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy

Friend: I’m a baked potato

Me: Seek mental help, please

by ImABakedPotato December 4, 2021

the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.

"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."

by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021

Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022