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May

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though
Philza Minecraft: Yo man is that May, she just makes me want to: "Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him
He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though"
by NovoHwak24 April 8, 2021
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May 7th

Annoy Your Friend's Day!
Person 1 : Parents always say not to take candy from strangers so why does Halloween exist?
Person 2 : What-
Person 1 : The letter W is just an M upside-down.
Person 2 : Wait.-
Person 1 : If we have watermelon why isn't there a firemellon, earthmellon, or a airmellon? THE ELEMELONS
Person 2 : Why.
Person 1 : It's Annoy Your Friends Day! (May 7th)
Person 2 : Well you suceeded
by BellaBie May 7, 2022
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may 11th

National shave your mustache day. Every man with a stache must shave on this day.
Brad: “Hey do you like my stache?”
Friend: “It’s cool, but it’s may 11th, you’ve got to shave it!”
Brad: “Oh dang it you’re right:(“
by fugaonf May 10, 2022
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may 4

Nation hug and kiss a Caden day!
Teacher: Why does Caden have hickeys on his neck?
Kid:It’s may 4
Teacher: oh yeah i forgot *gives kiss and hug*
by penis crusader May 3, 2022
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May 26th

National Tiddy pic day
For all the boys who want tiddy pics (the girlies too)
Boy: Hey babe! It’s May 26th.
Girl: *Sigh* *1 attachment*
by HeavyStar May 26, 2024
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May 5th

Omg its may 5th
by Caleb__021 May 4, 2022
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