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John Cena

The sexual act of waiting for your partner to command you to shout her name, but instead shouting "JOHN CENA!" as loud as possible while simultaneously putting her in a chokehold, lift her off the bed/couch/table and slamming her to the ground, and then running around the room singing the theme song while helicoptering until you nut.
"How was sex last night"
"Pretty good until he pulled a John Cena"
by Nicolas Cena September 17, 2015
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by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017
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Olivia Newton John

Chug your water! Olivia Newton John that bitch!
by Evy4 May 16, 2011
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John Wayne-d

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.
"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"
by CBizzow January 17, 2008
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John McEnroe's Shoes

I'd love to wear her john mcenroe shoes!
by Fryer May 25, 2005
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John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.
John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!
by ginobeats November 1, 2010
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John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.
It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.
by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018
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